Solo: A Star Wars Story
Well, that was unnecessary.
Tag: Sci-Fi
Pacific Rim Uprising
If a monster climbing the side of a mountain while humans think of some way to stop it doesn’t sound very exciting, it’s because it isn’t. It’s fucking lame. And so is Pacific Rim: Uprising.
Mortal Engines
The movie’s basic premise is a giant what the fuck. Maybe it works in a paperback geared toward twelve-year-olds, but it sure as hell fails as a blockbuster.
Men in Black: International
Further proof of the lack of imagination at work is that Men in Black: International features not one, but two fights in which the special weapon skitters across the floor and the brawlers scramble for it.
Godzilla – King of the Monsters
Godzilla: King of the Monsters is like that Golden Corral buffet: a promise of a limitless cornucopia but all the best stuff is buried way, way in the back, and they expect you to fill up on garbage before you even get to it.
Geostorm
This “climate-change thriller” is as idiotic as the scientific wisdom of someone who buys magically-charged stones from Gwyneth Paltrow and won’t vaccinate her kids.