Furn-i-Festival 2015 Schedule of Events
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Saturday, 05 September 2015 07:09

Friday, September 11

5:00 pm Cavalcade of Couches opens for the weekend (Mr. Sofa Guy’s Sofa Kingdom Warehouse Emporium) – Enjoy our display of the newest technological advances in the sofa industry, including the latest version of SmartSofaTM and upholstery made from a variety of recycled waste.

5:00 pm Beer garden opens (Ottoman Park) – Furn-i-festival might very well be the only time of year when Millbankians get to drink beer on a sofa!

 

Saturday, September 12

9:00 am Furn-i-festival Parade (Main Street) – Join our celebration of Millbank’s premier manufacturing industry. Lucky spectators will be the recipients of candy and cushions thrown to the crowd.

11:00am Sofa-sitting Contest (Ottoman Park)– This harrowing test of stamina and strength is open to all ages. Participants must have undergone a thorough physical exam within the last year, have a clean bill of health and sign a series of waivers.

12:00 noon – Beer garden opens (Ottoman Park)

2:00 pm Historically Correct Sofa-building Workshop (Mr. Sofa Guy’s Sofa Kingdom Warehouse Emporium)– Build a sofa from scratch just like your forefathers did, with poor ventiliation, exposure to toxic chemicals and surrounded by unwieldy and unreliable machinery. Inebriation is optional.

Sunday, September 13

12:00 noon The Moving of the Couches (All locations) – Everyone pitch in and get these couches back to the Mr. Sofa Guy’s Sofa Kingdom Warehouse Emporium Showroom!

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