Sofa Tycoon Due to Wed Wife Number Six
Local News - Newsmakers
Written by Helen Hamilton   
Monday, 10 June 2013 19:50

Mary Ann Lamb and Mr. Sofa Guy, both of Millbank will be married Saturday, June 22nd, five o’clock in the afternoon at Mr. Sofa Guy’s Sofa Kingdom Warehouse Emporium and Events Center.  The Reverend Bjorn Thorstaad of First Millbank Church of God will officiate.

The bride is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Lamb of Millbank and has recently earned her Associate Degree in Leisure Studies and Tourism at Tri-City Community College.

The bridegroom, as President/CEO of Millbank’s largest industrial concern, is a longstanding pillar of the community.   This will be his sixth marriage.  Mr. Guy has been living as a well-upholstered widower for the past seventeen years, since the passing of Dottie Wellnow Sofa Guy, R.N.

Attending the bride will be her sister-in-law Hedda Little Lamb as maid of honor and best friend Linda Ovine as bridesmaid.  Miss Lamb plans to wear a simple frock of white wool with daisies woven through her curly hair.

After a “staycation” at Mr. Sofa Guy’s Sofa Kingdom Warehouse Emporium, Event Center and Spa, the couple will settle in Mr. Sofa Guy’s palatial estate, Arms Rest in Millbank Heights.  According to family reports, the bride signed an extensive prenuptial agreement limiting her use of the furniture and grounds and requiring her to contribute a set number of hours per week in her husband’s business.

The couple is registered at First Bank of Millbank for gifts.

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