YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE - February 2015
Arts and Entertainment - Arts and Entertainment
Written by Madame Celestina   
Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:39

A well-meaning message to a very socially active Gemini woman

You know what? Overthinking the party planning can totally sap the life out of any gathering. No one cares if all the linens match. Just line up plenty of booze, a little music, isn’t that what people really want?

Wise words for a young Libra, local student and Lego enthusiast

It is all well and good to offer to do the vacuuming, but you won’t get paid unless you get all of your stuff off the living room floor and put it away. The whole town is sick of stepping on your Legos.

Attention Capricorn dog, 12 years old

Lighten up, dog. You’re a dog. You’re supposed to be the mellowest thing in the room.

To a Cancer matriarch of a certain age

Do not watch “Fifty Shades of Grey”, unless you want all of the graves to belch out their ancient dead. The film is actually a soul portal when run in reverse. When run forwards, all of the souls come roaring out. And since you’re sensitive to all things spiritual, they’re coming for you, lady.

A warning for Sagittarius pickleball player

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Watch out for the guy in a headband and tall black socks. He thinks he’s hot pickleball sh*t. You’re not going to let him get away with that, are you?

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